“Ho Ho Ho! What do you mean you’re going to jingle my bells?”
Shirt.Woot’s shirt of the day is a very special one for this holiday season. Designed by Adam Koford a.k.a. Ape Lad, it illustrates the trouble even Santa has with the new enhanced pat downs. Grab it now for $10, or you slackers can get it later today for $15.
The TSA is considering a new seal, but first they’re beta-testing it on t-shirts from Vargas Visions. Join the beta testing group for only $16.99!
A TSA Shirt that’s honest and up front. They really really care…. about your crotch.
Available in men’s and women’s shirts as well as black and white.
If you don’t mind getting cancer, send a message to the guy in the other room.
Available in men’s and women’s shirts, as well as boxers, bra and panties set, and even socks. Check them out at 4th Amendment Wear
Nobody’s thinking about this whole enhanced pat-down thing from the TSA’s side, until now! Thanks to Punk Patriot on Etsy, the TSA Agents now have something they can wear when they’re off duty, discussing Bob’s penis size over beers.
UPDATE
I almost missed the one for the ladies:
Available on Etsy as well.
Funny, that’s exactly what goes through my mind every time I go through the security checkpoint.
This one’s from the infamous Snarky McF*ckButtons, purveyor of snarky buttons and t-shirts. Available for $15 as soon as he convinces the TSA that he didn’t mean to leave those ink cartridges in the boxes.
UPDATE: I Don’t Feel Any Safer shirts are now available.
Yes, another TSA t-shirt that mentions “junk”. But this junk is so awesome that you might want to declare it da bomb. Don’t do that when you pass through customs though.
Available for pre-order over on Feed Store for $22
Another John Tyner inspired shirt available via Cafepress. Available in a variety of colors for $22.50, plus you can get it in women’s styles!
DespairWear has two TSA shirts sure to make your next travel experience go smoothly. One reads “Your Naked Photos Are Safe With Us” while the other reminds you how TSA improves your travel: “We’re making air travel a touching experience.” Each will run you $17.95, far cheaper than it cost to get on that Fly Clear list.
Another design from Skreened:
Big Brother TSA Agent snapping on a pair of rubber gloves, with, “Those who would give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” (Ben Franklin)”
